I CANNOT STOP LOLING.
“The venerable elderly Dawson is the last Brother of the Creek. He has been the watcher of the Creek of Capeside for his entire life, guarding the secrets of the ancient creek’s terrible magic.
Yet, to the east the formidable Queen Joey rallies a garrison of anti-creek forces that threaten to destroy the Brotherhood of the Creek forever due to their fear of the guild’s dark, untameable powers. Furthermore, as Dawson feels the ravages of his age, the last surviving keeper of the creek’s secrets grows fearful of the guild’s survival.
That is until Dawson takes the spirited, reticent stripling Pacey as his assistant, teaching him the ways of the Brotherhood of the Creek to pass on this prestigious guild and keep the creek’s terrible powers at bay. Will they succeed?”
I MADE A JOKE. FRIEND RAN WITH IT SO MUCH FURTHER THAN I HAVE THE LUNG CAPACITY TO EVER ACHIEVE.
